This is what I get to do all day.
If you don’t mind cuddling all day or being lazy and sleeping on top of me while watching movies. Or eating pizza or getting hickies. Come be mine
when someone brings up something embarrassing you did years ago:
what if every time you fart you lose memories of the past
what the fuck??
me: *drinks water* health god
when you’re already on your way and your plans get cancelled